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[valcurie]

 

Mercy here. If you need me, just say! No need to ask for special sausages, I'll gladly watch over you."

--Beep

 

 

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[valcurie]

Now, this is a very serious question, so I want you to consider your answer carefully.

Would that make you a wizard, a sorcerer, or something else?

[enarms]

[ hahaha oh my god ]

I'd be a warlock thank you very much

[valcurie]

With an evil old grimoire and ominous black robes?

[enarms]

And a staff with a raven to sit on it

[valcurie]

Oh, a familiar to caw at you, 'nevermore'?

I would be a witch. But I wouldn't have a raven. I'd have a cute little owl to perch on my shoulder and coo.

[enarms]

You're not really one for striking fear into the hearts, eh?

[valcurie]

It makes you wonder, doesn't it?

I might just have an apple with your name written all over it.

( it's always the nice ones!! )

[enarms]

Oh I see. Here we are thinking you're part of the effort to bring about medical progress when in reality you're waiting in the wings to slip something nasty into the space brand painkillers. Positively dastardly.

[valcurie]

Now, now, John! You won't be sharing a lady's secret, will you? I hope I won't have to compel you to serve me. I'd rather just ask nicely. There's no reason witches and warlocks can't be friends.

( she is so lucky he has a slightly weird sense of humour. )

[enarms]

I'd like to see you try, Ziegler.

[ listen he's MORE than happy to indulge in this moment of unexpected fun, amen for mercy being a delight ]

Fortunately for you, I'm always down for a nefarious plot.

[valcurie]

My charm isn't enough? Well. Let's just say, I know how to make an offer you can't refuse.

But that's what I like to hear, colleague. We'll get these children to take their medicine whether they like it or not. I don't want to hear, 'I forgot to take it for a few days, so I took it all at once!' ever again. Also, I want to compel someone to make Swiss chocolate. A lady does have her needs.